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[x] You post deviations every few weeks

[x] You have more than 50 watchers

[x] You've been on DeviantArt for longer than a year

[x] You have friends from DeviantArt | I live with GoblinCity and DogeDays, both of whom I met here!

[x] You have drawn Fanart

[x] You've improved a lot since you've joined

[x] You've never had more than one account for being banned

[ ] You check DA daily

Score: 7

Cutie:

[ ] You make normal words sound really cute

[ ] You draw a lot of animals and anything cute

[ ] You'd rather draw cartoons than Anime.

[ ] Furries freak you out

[ ] You use a lot of emoticons

[ ] Your favorite DA emote is :3 

[ ] Most of the animals you draw are multi-colored

[ ] You use faces like >w< and 0w0 a lot

Score: 0

Furry:

[ ] You have a fursona

[ ] Your fursona is a lot like you in many ways

[ ] You love being called a furry

[ ] You are proud to be a furry

[x] You understand the term yiff

[ ] You would consider your fursona yiffy

[ ] You are in the furry fandom.

[ ] Your fursona has a "mate" 

Score: 1

Oldie:

[x] You have been on DA for longer than 4 years | between my first now deleted account and this one, I've been here for 6!

[ ] You remember the old layout

[x] Some of your favorite artists no longer use DA

[ ] You're older than 20

[ ] You take DA really seriously 

[ ] You are popular 

[ ] You have drawn more than 2,000 pictures 

[x] Your art style has changed a lot since you joined 

Score: 3

Pro:

[ ] You are a Beta Tester 

[x] You use Sai 

[x] You are a pro at shading 

[x] Drawing hair or fur is easy for you 

[x] You own a tablet 

[x] It takes you longer than 1 hour to draw a drawing

[x] Drawing is one of your favorite activities

[x] You love to draw

7

Famous:

[ ] You have more than 500 watchers 

[ ] You have gotten more than 10 pieces of fan art 

[x] You have more than 15,000 page views 

[ ] You get more than 10 comments on all of your art

[x] People consider you an Inspiration

[ ] Fans are always wanting to be your friend 

[ ] People have told you that you are their idol

[ ] You get commissioned A LOT

Score: 2

Under aged:

[ ] You use MS paint to draw 

[ ] You mostly use shapes in MS paint instead of actually drawing 

[ ] You're younger than 10

[ ] You use faces like

[ ] You have a lot of people on your block list

[ ] You use a lot of bases

[ ] You don't know what Guide-lines are 

[ ] You change words a lot because you don't know how to spell them 

Score: 0

Addict:

[ ] You post pictures daily

[ ] You are always checking your friends list to see who you could talk to

[x] You have more than 1,000 favorites

[ ] You check DA daily

[ ] DA is your favorite site

[ ] You're on everyone's visitor list

[ ] You read the terms for fun

[ ] You always write journals 

Score: 1

Hipster: 

[ ] Your OC/Fursona is a wolf 

[x] Most of your pictures are based off of music

[ ] You love to draw people kissing

[ ] You're an expert at wolf anatomy 

[ ] You love techno music

[ ] You love creepypasta 

[ ] You want to marry Slenderman

[ ] You refer to him as "Slendy" 

Score: 1


Normal: 7

Cutie: 0

Furry: 1

Oldie: 3

Pro: 7

Famous: 2

Under aged: 0

Addict: 1

Hipster: 1

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(Stole this from myself, a year ago)

-Did you change at all this year? 
I'd say so
-Did you dye your hair? 
Yes! It was this weird, great, greenish black color
-Did you get your hair cut? 
Actually yeah Hesitant--Gaylien trimmed mine earlier tonight
-Did you change your style? 
I really did, and for the first time in ever I think I'm satisfied with both my art and personal styles
-Did you get good grades? 
Got straight As for my last semester of high school and now I don't get grades since I graduated and haven't yet started college
-Did you drive? 
nope
-Did you move at all?
I moved in with gl1tter-dust in August
-Did you go on any vacations? 
I went on a staycation in October and went to Disneyland with a friend of mine!

YOUR LOVE LIFE:

-Did you break up with anyone?: 
yes
-Did you meet anyone special?: 
I didn't meet her in 2019, but I did start dating her in April
-Did you get your heartbroken?: 
Yes, but not romantically
-Are you going into 2019 with a boyfriend/girlfriend?: 
Yes! A girlfriend!

FRIENDS AND ENEMIES:

-Did you meet any new friends this year? 
Absolutely
-Did any of your friendships end? 
almost tbh
-Did you dislike anyone? 
Catch these fucking fists rhi
-Did you make any new enemies? 
Maybe
-Did you resolve any fights? 
Yes
-Who was your closest friend? 
Lu, Jay, Mai, Ty, Robyn, Shelby, Cyrus, Catherine, Rylan, Faith, Andy, Cam, and Kenzy
-Did you grow apart from anyone? 
Unfortunately I think I have
-Do you have any regrets when it comes to your friendships? 
Clear communication is so important
-Have you had your birthday yet? 
Its been a year, of course
-Pulled an all nighter? 
sure have
-Drank Starbucks?
I believe so, also lots of free starbucks water
-Bought something(s)?
Many
-Met someone special who changed your life? 
I sure have

INTIMATE DETAILS:

-What are you thinking about? 
Going to sleep after posting this
-Would you get married if you could right now?: 
No, I don't think I would
-How did you feel when you woke up today? 
Honestly I don't remember, but not terrible.
-Are you good at hiding your feelings? 
ehhhhhh
-Have you ever had a really big fight with a best friend? 
Yeah :///
-Do you like to have long hair or short hair? 
short/in between
-Would you be able to tell someone you love them, even if you didn't feel it? 
Probably?
-Which of your friends do you argue with the most? 
soundcloud.com/taniaiero/frank…
-How many texts are in your inbox? 
3
-Who was your last text message from?  
Text text was my mom, private message in general was Rylan
-Who was the last person you rode in a car with? 
Robyn, Lu, and Jay
-Would you rather smile over a lie or cry over the truth? 
idk
-What’s on your bedroom floor right now?
Too much stuff
-Do you trust people too easily? 
no
-Are you satisfied with what you currently have in life?
Fairly
-Last thing you ate? 
corn fritter of some sort?
-How many people are you texting? 
Right now just Rylan
-Will you be in bed within twenty minutes? 
Currently in bed
-What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had? 
sparkling water

--

1. What did you do in 2019 that you'd never done before?
Left my parents' house and moved in with a friend

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?

This is likely my first year doing that

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
no

4. Did anyone close to you die?
My mentor passed away in March

5. What countries did you visit?
Unfortunately i stayed put in the US

6. What would you like to have in 2020 that you lacked in 2019?
A job that works with my health insurance

7. What date from 2019 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
August 4th is the day I moved. June 1st is the day Lu took me to prom and I met Z and Nick and Seth for the first time.

8. What was your biggest achievement this year?
I moved out of my parents' home. Also tbh I think seeing 18 concerts in a year is also pretty cool, most of them made possible by Lu which i REALLY appreciate.

9. What was your biggest failure?
I didn't operate to the time table I had initially set for myself once I moved and am now attempting to rectify that

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I cook in flip flops so my toes have gotten a bit banged up, but nothing too horrible

11. What was the best thing you bought?
My myriad of band shirts and my black Martens

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Lu's, for giving me a place to bring myself up to speed on adulting.

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Can you say Onion Boy?

14. Where did most of your money go?
Clothing

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
CONCERTS (leaving this from last year)

16. What song will always remind you of 2019?
Hey There Cowgirl - Palm Springsteen

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:

i. happier? 
Absolutely

ii. thinner or fatter?
Fatter, I gained like 20 pounds rip

iii. richer or poorer?
Richer, I think

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
art, weed

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Mental health problems

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
I have no idea how i'll be doing that in 2020 tbh

21. Did you fall in love in 2019?
o h  y e a h

22. How many one-night stands?
None

23. What was your favorite TV program?
Monty Python's Flying Circus

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?

I do, yes

25. What was the best book you read?
I,,,, didn't actually read any books this year, I don't think.

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Sheerly by chance? Argonaut and Wasp. Not by chance? Palm Springsteen, Dan Keyes, and Marc Baker.

27. What did you want and get?
Honestly most of my dreams came true this year

28. What did you want and not get?
Yorkshire pudding, but seeing as I cook now that's my own fault

29. What was your favorite films of this year?
The Crow

30. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I ate a cake that my friend Robyn baked for me, went grocery shopping, and made pasta. I was 19.

31. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
less stress

32. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2019?
g o b l i n

33. What kept you sane?
My friends and music.

34. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Z Berg, Nick Hinman, Dan Keyes, Marc Baker

35. What political issue stirred you the most?
Gun control.

36. Who did you miss?
Gary

37. Who was/were the best new person(s) you met?
Cam and Kenzy

38. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2019?
The future is bullet proof; The aftermath is secondary

39. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
"How can I try to explain? 'Cause when I do he turns away again
It's always been the same, same old story
From the moment I could talk I was ordered to listen
Now there's a way and I know that I have to go away
I know I have to go"
- Father and Son, Cat Stevens
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Your meme gay

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⏤⏤⏤ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑐𝑠 ⏷
⏵ name:
Avery
⏵ age: 18
⏵ pronouns: they/he
⏵ sexual/romantic orientation: Pan
⏵ personality: Giddy, goofy, bubbly, and anxious as fuck
⏵ height: 5'11''
⏵ birthday: 12/15

⏤⏤⏤ 𝑦𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜 ⏷
⏵ fruits are better than vegetables:
 No
⏵ the perfect vacation is one where you are at home: maybe
⏵ school is enjoyable: At times
⏵ everybody needs to get married and have kids to be a true adult: very no
⏵ old memes are enjoyable at times: Old memes are great
⏵ sometimes lying is a necessary evil: Depends on the situation
⏵ junk food is disgusting: nah

⏤⏤⏤ 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 ⏷
⏵ animal:
Cats
⏵ colour: I don't really have one. Perhaps greenish blue.
⏵ cartoon: The new Shera on netflix
⏵ game: Pokemon red
⏵ website: Discord
⏵ fictional character: Shit dude I can't chose. I guess Eaglebones Falconhawk
⏵ band/artist: Ice Nine Kills, Palm Springsteen, Ghost, White China, Argonaut and Wasp, Frank Iero, Z Berg, Nick Cave, Marc Baker, Dan Keyes, Ryan Ross

⏤⏤⏤ 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑖𝑓... ⏷
⏵ you suddenly were selected to win one million dollars:
Invest half, donate half to charitable causes.
⏵ one of your favourite musical artists died: Live a day as a shell of who I once was while that person was alive.
⏵ you tripped and fell in front of your idol: Laugh at myself tbh and then be haunted by it for the next decade
⏵ something you were working hard on for a while got ruined: Probably have a breakdown
⏵ your favourite website got shut down: Shrug and I suppose find a different messenger.
⏵ one of your friends visited you right now: Probably offer them food or something, give them a hug.
⏵ you sneezed on somebody: Apologize and if I got stuff on them, clean it off.

⏤⏤⏤ 𝑠𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ⏷
⏵ 01:
I will have seen 19 concerts by the time this year is over
⏵ 02: I love cooking
⏵ 03: I have 2 tattoos as of 11/18/19
⏵ 04: My room mate is my best friend
⏵ 05: My art takes anywhere from 3-17 hours to complete
⏵ 06: I collect band tees
⏵ 07: I really love hawiian shirts

⏤⏤⏤ 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦... ⏷
⏵ an unpopular opinion you have:
The scare about (and subsequent banning of) plastic straws was a little silly, especially because there are far more damaging things to be worrying about.
⏵ a popular opinion you have: Pedophiles deserve to be in jail.
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Its 3:19 in the morning and I am grateful. I'm grateful for so fucking much. I'm grateful for my room mate, gl1tter-dust, for letting me live. For providing me a space to blossom into the human being that I never thought I'd have the chance to be. For loving me in a way that isn't destructive to everything I am, for knowing when to push and when to give me my space. I lived for 18 years stifled by a woman who thought she was doing the right thing, who thought she was the only one right in any given situation. It's so bizarre to me to not have to live in a state of constant fear and stress that at any second my whole life online could be exposed and I could be ruined for it. It's so bizarre to not have to live in a constant state of fear in general. I've been having nightmares because my anxiety doesn't know how to deal in this vacuum of the absence of anything to actually be anxious about. Things are looking up.
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A rare meme

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Stolen at gunpoint from gl1tter-dust 

→ General . . .

❥⚬R͟e͟a͟l͟ N͟a͟m͟e͟: Avery
❥⚬A͟g͟e͟: I am 18
❥⚬R͟a͟c͟e͟: 1/2 lithuanian, 1/4 italian, 1/8 french, and 1/8 irish
❥⚬N͟a͟t͟i͟o͟n͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y: I am from the land of the goblins
❥⚬R͟e͟l͟i͟g͟i͟o͟n͟: n o p e
❥⚬S͟t͟a͟t͟u͟s͟: really really tired (and gay)
❥⚬B͟i͟r͟t͟h͟d͟a͟y͟: 12/15/2000
❥⚬Z͟o͟d͟i͟a͟c͟: I'm a Sagittarius
❥⚬H͟a͟i͟r͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: Currently black in the shade and green in the sunlight. Lu calls it murky lake, I call it glack.
❥⚬E͟y͟e͟ C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟: b r o w n
❥⚬H͟a͟v͟e͟ T͟a͟t͟t͟o͟o͟s͟?: 0
❥⚬P͟i͟e͟r͟c͟i͟n͟g͟s͟?: 2 in each ear lobe
❥⚬W͟e͟a͟r͟ G͟l͟a͟s͟s͟e͟s͟?: sometimes

→ Do You . . .

❥⚬W͟r͟i͟t͟e͟?: ish
❥⚬R͟o͟l͟e͟p͟l͟a͟y͟?: yes! I don't do it here, though.
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟?: constantly, especially since my parents can't tell me to shut up
❥⚬D͟r͟a͟w͟?: Not as much as I used to, but I'm trying to get back to it
❥⚬E͟d͟i͟t͟?: if my photos' exposures are too dark, yes
❥⚬E͟x͟e͟r͟c͟i͟s͟e͟?: sometimes?
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ S͟p͟o͟r͟t͟s͟?: absolutely not
❥⚬D͟a͟n͟c͟e͟?: Quite often and in a rather embarrassing fashion
❥⚬R͟e͟a͟d͟?: eh
❥⚬W͟o͟r͟k͟?: Unfortunately I am unemployed at the moment
❥⚬B͟l͟o͟g͟?: nope
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: shhh
❥⚬C͟o͟o͟k͟?: almost constantly
❥⚬B͟a͟k͟e?: sometimes
❥⚬P͟l͟a͟y͟ a͟n͟ I͟n͟s͟t͟r͟u͟m͟e͟n͟t͟?: Do the kazoo and bongos count?


→Favorite . . . 

❥⚬C͟o͟l͟o͟r͟(s)?: I don't have enough time in my life to play favorites with colors
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟a͟l͟?: cats and manatees!!!
❥⚬B͟o͟o͟k͟?: Cannery Row
❥⚬M͟o͟v͟i͟e͟?: The Brand New Testament
❥⚬A͟n͟i͟m͟e͟?: I don't really watch any oops
❥⚬T͟V͟ S͟h͟o͟w͟?: only the FIRST season of true detective
❥⚬C͟h͟a͟r͟a͟c͟t͟e͟r͟?: Eaglebones Falconhawk
❥⚬A͟r͟t͟i͟s͟t͟?: Mike Mignola
❥⚬S͟o͟n͟g͟?: Fever Dream by Frank Iero and the Future Violents
❥⚬S͟i͟n͟g͟e͟r͟?: Z Berg and/or Geoff Rickly and/or Marc Baker
❥⚬B͟a͟n͟d͟?:  THIS IS HARD uhhh Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Frank Iero and the ..., Palm Springsteen, The Young Veins
❥⚬M͟a͟n͟g͟a͟?: Death Note
❥⚬A͟c͟t͟o͟r͟?: N/A
❥⚬S͟u͟b͟j͟e͟c͟t͟?: all manner of paranormal science and cryptozoology (tbh leaving this from lu because same)
❥⚬S͟c͟e͟n͟t͟?: Baking cookies
❥⚬F͟o͟o͟d͟?: Sushi. Salmon sushi.
❥⚬D͟r͟i͟n͟k͟?: Right now its any kind of chilled chai thing
❥⚬Q͟u͟o͟t͟e͟?: "The future is bullet proof, the aftermath is secondary" - Dr. Death Defying

→ Romance~

❥⚬S͟e͟x͟u͟a͟l͟i͟t͟y͟?: Pansexual
❥⚬C͟r͟u͟s͟h͟i͟n͟g͟?: OH  Y E A H
❥⚬B͟f͟/G͟f͟: p1ush6oi and a lovely lady named Faith who isn't on DA
❥⚬E͟v͟e͟r͟ G͟e͟t͟ M͟a͟r͟r͟i͟e͟d͟?: idk????
❥⚬H͟a͟v͟e͟ k͟i͟d͟s͟?: once more, idk????
❥⚬D͟i͟v͟o͟r͟ce?: I'd rather not
❥⚬I͟r͟l͟ o͟r͟ O͟n͟l͟i͟n͟e͟?: I'm fine with either but I haven't had an irl relationship in like,,, 6 years ;-;


→ This or That~

❥⚬T͟e͟a͟ o͟r͟ C͟o͟f͟f͟e͟e͟?: Tea gives me wakefulness. Coffee gives me indigestion.
❥⚬W͟i͟i͟ o͟r͟ X͟b͟o͟x͟?: I don't game
❥⚬H͟a͟r͟r͟y͟ P͟o͟t͟t͟e͟r͟ o͟r͟ P͟e͟r͟c͟y͟ J͟a͟c͟k͟s͟o͟n͟?: Yes
❥⚬F͟l͟o͟w͟e͟r͟s͟ o͟r͟ C͟h͟o͟c͟o͟l͟a͟t͟e͟s͟?: Chocolate PLEASE
❥⚬M͟o͟n͟e͟y͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟e͟s͟e͟n͟t͟s͟?: Tbh money but i'm not picky
❥⚬G͟a͟m͟e͟ B͟o͟y͟ o͟r͟ D͟S͟?: I used to have a game boy color
❥⚬D͟e͟s͟k͟t͟o͟p͟ o͟r͟ L͟a͟p͟t͟o͟p͟?: laptop 
❥⚬Co͟u͟n͟t͟r͟y͟ o͟r͟ J͟a͟z͟z͟?: Depends on the song and my mood
❥⚬E͟a͟r͟b͟u͟d͟s͟ o͟r͟ H͟e͟a͟d͟p͟h͟o͟n͟e͟s͟?: I've never had headphones so earbuds
❥⚬D͟o͟g͟ o͟r͟ C͟a͟t͟?: b o t h (but cats slightly more)
❥⚬S͟o͟d͟a͟ o͟r͟ J͟u͟i͟c͟e͟?: juice
❥⚬H͟o͟t͟ T͟o͟p͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ A͟e͟r͟o͟p͟o͟s͟t͟a͟l͟e͟?: If i had the money all my clothes would probably be from hot topic tbh
❥⚬P͟u͟b͟l͟i͟c͟ o͟r͟ P͟r͟i͟v͟a͟t͟e͟ S͟c͟h͟o͟o͟l͟?: I have no fuckin clue, i went to public for everything but preschool
❥⚬B͟a͟c͟o͟n͟ o͟r͟ S͟a͟u͟s͟a͟g͟e͟?: sausage on pizza
❥⚬M͟u͟f͟f͟i͟n͟ o͟r͟ Scone?: both
❥⚬S͟l͟e͟e͟p͟ o͟r͟ N͟e͟x͟t͟ E͟p͟i͟s͟o͟d͟e͟?: depends on how late it be


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